{"id":3212,"date":"2019-05-05T20:50:51","date_gmt":"2019-05-05T20:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mediablitzpublicity.com\/home\/?p=3212"},"modified":"2022-03-06T03:02:18","modified_gmt":"2022-03-06T03:02:18","slug":"the-gervais-principle-part-5-heads-i-win-tails-you-lose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mediablitzpublicity.com\/home\/2019\/05\/05\/the-gervais-principle-part-5-heads-i-win-tails-you-lose\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gervais Principle PART 5 &#8211; Heads I Win, Tails You Lose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediablitzpublicity.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/the-gervais-principle-the-office-rectangle-2.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mediablitzpublicity.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/the-gervais-principle-the-office-rectangle-2-300x183.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"183\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mediablitzpublicity.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/the-gervais-principle-the-office-rectangle-2-300x183.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mediablitzpublicity.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/the-gervais-principle-the-office-rectangle-2.jpg 328w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ribbonfarm.com\/2011\/10\/14\/the-gervais-principle-v-heads-i-win-tails-you-lose\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.ribbonfarm.com\/2011\/10\/14\/the-gervais-principle-v-heads-i-win-tails-you-lose\/<\/a><br \/>\n<em>By <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediablitzpublicity.com\/home\/2019\/08\/06\/venkatesh-rao-of-ribbonfarm\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Venkatesh Rao<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>At the heart of all tragedy, the Greeks saw a phenomenon they called hamartia: a fatal error born of unavoidable ignorance. Combined with a fundamental moral flaw, hamartia inevitably led on to destruction. For the Greeks, humans were cursed not just with mortality of the flesh, but also hamartia-driven mortality of the spirit. Hamartia was the Gods being Divine Jerks, randomly toying with human lives for their own pleasure, through cat-and-mouse games the latter could not hope to win.<\/p>\n<p>For the Greeks, any divine purpose, even subtly malicious randomness, in the ordering of the universe, was preferable to purposelessness. At least the gods cared enough to be cruel.<\/p>\n<p>Nietzsche saw tragedy differently. For Nietzsche, God was dead and only the flesh was real. There was only the indifferent Great Bureaucrat of  the material universe, Chancellor Entropy, apathetically offering humans a form to fill out, with just one simple check-box choice: \u201cdeath or booga booga?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Clueless disdainfully ignore the reams of fine print, and proudly check: death.<\/p>\n<p>After trying, and failing to understand the fine print, the Losers cautiously check: booga booga.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the Sociopath frowns doubtfully at the form, and asks: \u201cCan I speak with your supervisor?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCertainly,\u201d says the Great Bureaucrat. \u201cThere\u2019s some additional paperwork for that I am afraid. Just fill these out, and take them over there. Godot will be right with you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the penultimate episode of the Gervais Principle series. The saga of two-plus years and 20,000-plus words of booga-booga that you have already endured is now winding its way to a tortuous conclusion.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Heads I Win, Tails You Lose<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We will return to the grave matter of metaphysical booga-booga in the final part. Let us start the last leg of our journey in a familiar place: Dunder-Mifflin.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ribbonfarm.com\/2011\/10\/14\/the-gervais-principle-v-heads-i-win-tails-you-lose\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>https:\/\/www.ribbonfarm.com\/2011\/10\/14\/the-gervais-principle-v-heads-i-win-tails-you-lose\/ By Venkatesh Rao At the heart of all tragedy, the Greeks saw a phenomenon they called hamartia: a fatal error born of unavoidable ignorance. Combined with a fundamental moral flaw, hamartia inevitably led on to destruction. 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